'Will' he or won't he?

Forget union Barons, Amicus may be about to get its own union 'Prince'.

According to the Daily Mirror, Amicus are sending new HSBC employee, Prince William, a membership form.

Not holding out much hope that he'll actually sign up - that £9.40 a month may make too much of a dent in his modest income - but you never know. What next? Edward for Equity? Andrew for the FDA (all that jetting round the world visiting golf courses, erm I mean, on behalf of the DTI)?

Of course union membership is a tradition in the Royal Family. Apparently the Queen Mum was an "Honorary Porter" of Smithfield Meat Market, and Princess Margaret of course was a lifelong member of the National Association of Licensed House Managers :-)....

Any other suggestions for appropriate unions for members of the Royal family?